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The City of Detroit is the gift that keeps on giving:
- The 2008 Detroit Lions went 4-0 in the preseason and 0-16 in the regular season.
- Detroit has single-handedly provided Dick Wolf “inspiration” on a weekly basis for over 20 years.
- Their last Mayor owes the city a shit ton of money ($854,062.60) and has been using his allowance from his mother to pay off the debt. If he continues to pay his minimum monthly payment ($500), he will be 183 years old when it is paid off.
- The City of Detroit filed for bankruptcy, which seems like it should be impossible (Here’s looking at you Stockton and San Bernardino).
And now this:
Commander Dwayne Love (Yes. That is his real name.) sent an email with a document containing the bra sizes for all of the female officers to his fellow Commanders. That email ended up being sent to the ENTIRE police department.
We are assuming that there was another document detailing new uniforms, hence the reason for these bra sizes. Below is most likely what they’ve decided to go with for the new unis. It’s the only logical choice.